Diplomatic Wifey's Choice

I am the Diplomatic Princess, chosen by the King to select a husband from among his three princes.
Suddenly, I heard the inner thoughts of the aloof Derek Stone beside me.
'Choose me, choose me, quickly choose me! What's so great about those three greenhorns?'
'I'm older and will cherish you. I can recite poetry, play the lute, and wield a sword. I'm better looking and in better shape than them.'
I glanced in astonishment at the dignified Derek Stone, his face a mask of indifference.
He calmly said, 'Princess, choose as your heart desires. All three of my nephews are excellent.'
The next second, his mind screamed:
'Excellent my ass! Jack has two mistresses, Daniel has ten concubines, and Elliot has a bad back and is impotent. I'm clearly the best choice!'
'Choose me quickly, or I'll have to crash the wedding!'