Three Targets to Win Over

The folks back home are all about winning hearts.
My Mom set her sights on Chris Payne's dad.
My Sis went after Chris Payne's brother.
And I, well, I've been trying to win over Chris Payne.
Never saw it coming, but those two failed and got wiped out.
I was in the middle of crying when The Network told me to take over their targets.
I nearly coughed up blood right then and there: 'What! All three Payne men?'